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whoaajulieee:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you

Omfg

strontiumsun:


I decided that his gas clouds would be condensing mercury.

strontiumsun:

I decided that his gas clouds would be condensing mercury.

tyleroakley:

playdated:

this account is followed by the president

Finally, a president who cares.

tyleroakley:

playdated:

this account is followed by the president

Finally, a president who cares.

tsunderegirlfriend:


Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true

tsunderegirlfriend:

Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true

The Hawkeye Initiative: Special Guest Edition: The Hawkeye Initiative IRL!

thehawkeyeinitiative:

I recently received an email from an anonymous fan sharing how she pulled a Hawkeye Initiative themed prank on her CEO to illustrate a problem with some artwork.
My personal compliments to her and her accomplice on a mission well done; they perfectly took they perfectly took the concept of The…

neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.
I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.

neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.

I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.

tastefullyoffensive:

[tamerax]

tastefullyoffensive:

[tamerax]

May 5

insertstupidblogname:

Look I did a thing!

Recreate a movie/game/book cover using only clipart and comic sans- the clipart challenge.

nwela:

Pink Floyd- Dark Side of the Moon